
There are so many amazing people I need to thank that I could probably fill up an entire book with just their names.įirst and foremost – my amazing editor Max. Stinky Wiener Ticks and Twice Baked Potatoes Thank you for tee time, ceiling fan baseball and “can you smell that?” Without you, my life would be extremely boring.ġ2. You are all bat shit crazy but I wouldn’t have it any other way. “Slut – did you mean to say Buffy?” Someday we will live in the same state and the world will explode from awesomeness. Thanks for giving me your honest opinion on yeast infections and not throwing up on me.įor Buffy – my sister from another mister and my honest-to-God soul mate. Thanks for not telling me anything I make you read is shit. Thanks for always reading what I write and for not giving me a hard time when I demand that you tell me if it’s shit or not. Please note this novel contains profanity, explicit sexual situations, alcohol and drug consumption.įor my husband. The subject matter is not appropriate for minors. The author does not endorse or condone any of the behavior enclosed within. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

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